I used to teach English to a community college Law and Security class. One of the assignments involved teaching the students how to keep a police notebook. One student wrote in his notebook:
- 1900: Headed towards Brampton in the squad car and cursed the neighbourhood.
In early September 2009, one of my students missed the first class when he was stranded in China due to a very bad storm. He sent me this email:
- Sorry that I wasn't in class. There was a tycoon and my plane was delayed.
This is why we need to get rid of those oil barons!
There's a whole book full of these: "Non Campus Mentis" or "Ignorance is Blitz" Here's a few of them: "Zorroastrianism was founded by Zorro. It was a duelist religion."
"Roman senators wore purple tubas as a sign of respect"
"Martin Luther nailed 95 theologians to a door" http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/578176/posts
The book's here: http://www.amazon.com/Ignorance-Blitz-Mangled-Moments-Studen... This is one of the funniest things that i have ever read.