Hugo Chavez could probably run against Newt Gingrich and win. At some point you have to stop calling them "attack ads" and call them "wake the fuck up" ads.
Gingrich is a low life and any self respecting republican ought to have the decency to admit it. Still not sure why they don't throw their support behind Huntsman?
I've got a square-jawed, smart, photogenic friend from San Diego. He's got a future in politics. I'm toying with the idea of running him as a Republican simply because there aren't any non-batshit ones and I think it'd be fun to push the whole thing around the compass once and start coming at liberal/green from the right. This whole "social conservative" thing only dates back to Reagan and it's fuckin' buried the country.
I think it would be a brilliant maneuver politically. Your friend could run as the "Restore the Right" movement "Celebrating intellect" Alex P. Keaton style! Remember when being a republican meant you were of the elite, upper echelon, well educated class? Now it's the "don't touch my guns, anti-intellectual, bible thumping, constitution humping party brought to you by evangelical morons". I miss Alex P. Keaton's version. Good luck, let me know