That's some real shit man. I hope you're well. Call your family or close ones and keep them close. And I'll see your ass Friday! (unless that adds to the anxiety - then just pretend you're going to get a sandwich all by yourself on Friday)I think I had a panic attack yesterday morning.
INT. SANDWICH SHOP - OVERLY WHITE ACADEMIC SUBURB - AFTERNOON A fat middle aged man walks into a busy sandwich shop and approaches handsome young college student eating alone at table fat middle aged man cries into his BLT and quietly slaps a sticker on the window as he leaves FADE TO BLACK steve: "yo Samurai! Hubski Meet up YAH!"
you: "WTF dude - Who are you? Pups Ski? What? I have no idea what you're talking about. CAN'T A MAN EAT IN PEACE?!"
steve: "but... you're the only person of color in Boulder county right now. you have to be you"
you: "eat shit you racist weirdo"
steve: "but... hubskina... and... insom... and kb... and... tng... and.... stickers?"
you: "you're weird dude. go home"