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The lady that had a baby
There was a lady that had a baby
But she hadn't had it yet
While at the park
I saw her sit down
Her bottom on the bench
Her belly was like a beach ball
And I asked my mom, "why?"
"There's a baby in there
Now don't you stare"
But I couldn't divert my eyes
I had to help the baby out
How could it survive in the there
Without any toys, without any food
Not to mention, without any air
So I grabbed the nearest shovel
From the sand box and made my way
But when I attempted my rescue
All the moms....they turned on me
They told me I was wrong to worry
The baby was okay
Apparently we all start out
Stuck in our moms bellies
Yuck!
