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thenewgreen · 4800 days ago · link · · parent · post: How Yelp is killing restaurant chains

Ha. I actually just laughed out loud - though I refuse to abbreviate. I'd love to read some of your yelpku's.

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kleinbl00 · 4800 days ago · link ·

fivesevenfive.yelp.com

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mk · 4800 days ago · link ·

That's just awesome kleinbl00.

Several years ago, I made http://randomhaiku.blogspot.com. -It's still there!

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thenewgreen · 4799 days ago · link ·

I really like this one:

Sugar on my tongue

You'd better put that away

Jumping in the lake

It reminds me of a time I went camping on the Potowatamy trail in Michigan. We took acid and went swimming. I started "peaking" while in the lake and wouldn't get out because of the mosquitos. Later I spoke with a tree while listening to the Beatles Revolver. -Good times :)

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mk · 4799 days ago · link ·

I just got:

  I hear Hall and Oates
  Nature is singing to me
  Give me a second

Not bad.

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thenewgreen · 4799 days ago · link ·

I like it. Reminds me of this time I was on peyote....

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mk · 4799 days ago · link ·

I kid you not:

  A double bed please
  I want to play 'Mario'
  Let us romp and play

Ok. I've got to stop. :)

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kleinbl00 · 4800 days ago · link ·

...did you write those or are they generated? 'cuz a Haiku generator would be the shizzle.

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mk · 4800 days ago · link ·

No I just made a crazy long list of phrases. A real generator would be fantastic.

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thenewgreen · 4800 days ago · link ·

I'm so glad this exists:

"Food of self-loathing

Took a long time for fried crap

They forgot ketchup".

You really need to post this as it's own thing. This seriously brought me a lot of joy. Wonderful, absolutely wonderful.

As I read your Yelpku a commercial for BMW featuring the song "Changes" by Bowie came on. Somehow all was right and wrong in the world at the same time.