I found out today that I can't put my fingers into that position if I try.

I've dislocated my knees a total of three times (which is unusual, I guess). The first time, I got an MRI of my knee and found out that my ACL's double bonded, which means I almost have two in each leg.

My first two thoughts were about an algorithm for a Project Euler problem and a bunch of stuff in Minecraft. It was only after I scrolled through the whole page that I remembered that I recently made one and a half boxes. I find it interesting (and somewhat troubling) that my first thoughts weren't physical objects.

I'm not particularly fond of any spiders, but female black widows are so freakishly disproportional and move so freakishly and are poisonous. EDIT: And one time when I was smallish I had to move a stack of fenceposts that was full of their webs. And therefore them. With no gloves.

If you're looking for actual story based webcomics, Gunnerkrigg Court is my hands down favorite. Runner up is Girl Genius. http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/ http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php

Yes. Also an excellent number of physics jokes.

existentially, what ike said. immediately, black widow spiders. Those things are fucking terrifying.

Today I learned that I can't think of a good word that means the opposite of what I think existential means. And also that I might not actually know what existential means.